February 2011
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January 2011
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JEREMY CLARKSON'S MAGICAL METAPHORS
…AND SIMILES.
“The Suzuki Wagon R should be avoided like unprotected sex with an Ethiopian transvestite”
“The air conditioning in a Lambos used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw.”
“Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what… BEING STABBED?”
“This is the Renault Espace, probably the best of the people...
Is Butter Good For You?
fakescience:
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Dear Tumblr
oatmeal:
If you’re going to go down, you might as well blame it on an imaginary animal like Twitter did with their infamous Fail Whale. I’ve taken the liberty of creating this animal for you:
Please use it.
Please oh please.
-The Oatmeal
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
Anonymous asked: Y U NO GET 1980'S CORVETTE FOR THE LULZ?!?! D: loljk
guess who it is, I DARE YA
guess who it is, I DARE YA
psych0pathicswag asked: hi my names karen. ive been following you for a while.
ITS NICE TO MEET CHU(:
ITS NICE TO MEET CHU(:
bbnowz asked: dghjl;kljsdafghjklyytyregh
seen any Bentons around school lately?
seen any Bentons around school lately?
ask me stuff?
I’ve never done this before… just curious if people listen
leave a question/comment/concern/n00d/troll in my askbox and i’ll answer tomorrow?
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We Are Your Friends (Disco Villains Remix)
Sooo Gooodd.
Justice vs Simian Mobile Disco - We Are Your Friends (Disco Villains RMX) by LF45
Watch
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WE NO SPEAK FLAT TECHNOLOGIC
WE NO SPEAK FLAT TECHNOLOGIC (STR33T MASH) by STR33T
This makes me hot.
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tumblr is filled with such scrubs.
you don’t do the things you reblog about, because you’re at home reblogging about it.
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Ass Kicking Gangsterz of Nazareth →
With a blog name like that, how can I not reblog?
Hats off to these kids, they are awesome.
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“Yet, in spite of these spectacular strides in science and technology, and still...”
– Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
“The Interview was all but complete when I met [Steve] Jobs at a celebrity-filled...”
– A huge Playboy interview with Steve Jobs, aged 29 (via tmblg)
Genius.
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I’ve posted it once, I’ll post it...
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flat eric
